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How often would one NEED to pee in the presence of others?
Astroboy pictures, downloads, info, and trivia. If you like Astroboy, this is the place to be.
Funny thoughts on pop-phenomenons, and some decent hip-hop info. I really like the colors of the site, too. It must be the orange or something. The mp3 library contains a few gems, too.
I always come here to check bands out. It's a great realaudio library resource for the hardcore kids.
Hey, this is cool because I had to pay to do these tests at my school, but I got the same results on the two free character sorters. Then you can even go to another Myers-Briggs temperament site to get interpretations of your type. Mine were unnervingly accurate.
This is a clever and funny strip, one of my favorites. Little kids, big heads. . . how can you go wrong?
You can go to other sites from here and pity them. Pity those fools. like Mr. T would.
Shockwave animation that's pretty funny.
This would never have occurred to me in a million years. They even have a calendar!
Hey, he makes robots, rayguns, and "ceramics for better living." I can't even verbalize how much I want a raygun.
What a morbid set of quizzes. Especially for a police department, they are rather tactlessly named. My favorite quiz title of all time is now "Are you going to be raped, robbed, stabbed, or beaten test." Jeez.
Hmmm. Are you lonely? Will you talk to anyone? ANYONE? Well this might be the place for you.
I'm amazed. This is a really cool idea.
These are really funny. Pictures from airplane safety manuals, with doctored commentary. I've been on too many planes not to enjoy this.
I love Pico. He is the greatest. N'Sync will kill you though, if you don't watch out.
Just take a look at the "Meat, Meat, Meat!" entry in the cookbook collection. If I weren't already veggie, these photos alone would convert me. Anything that could possibly look like that must, by default, be evil. I am adamant about this.
Whoa. Just. . . whoa. The photos section is one of the weirdest things I've seen in a long time.
This is great, I especially like the notes and the FAQ. And the poetry. Even stupid teen girls can be deep sometimes, you know.
A little flying game to play with shockwave. Nicely done.
This is a cool site for people interested in crime investigation and other such unsavory matters. There are informative articles, as well as some short stories and other bits and pieces of interest.
If you've ever listened to preachy hardcore or whiny emo, these mock-lyrics will have you on your ass.
"SO NOW WE COME PREPARED AGAINST YOUR INHUMAN RACE...
WITH OUR SKINNY LITTLE VEGAN ARMS WE'LL SMASH YOU IN THE FACE!"
"why can't my band be embrace oh...i am a little boy... with a vagina beating in my heart"
Maybe you'll get it.
Hey, this advice for cheaters is pretty good. "sit on it. sit down hard, like when that hussy you cheated with sat on your face."
Sad but true, cuz you'll either be tormented or ditched anyhow. Let's be realistic.
Did you ever wonder what any given website would sound like in Redneck? Well fry mah hide, fry mah hide, there's somethin' for us all! Jive and Moron are also highly recommended. Ah reckon.
Since I've decided to try to train myself into lucid dreaming, this site is kinda interesting. Except for the goggles with flashing lights thing.