Divine Interventions
Oh my god oh my god oh my god. You can actually have Baby Jesus up the butt. This is the funniest thing I've seen in months.

Make Baby Jesus the centerpiece of your dildo creche.

Jesus was a carpenter; now he's the powertool.

Religious sextoys. I want to build a dildo creche. They even have a Judas:

Imagine, if he could fuck the son of god, what he could do to you

I can't stop laughing!
Sunday, June 3, 2001

Transformers Adult Fanfiction Archive
Ha ha ha! More than meets the eye!
Sunday, June 3, 2001

Also from PopSmear - Sadie the Hermaphrodite
You know you're curious. I know I am. Well, Sadie can tell you all about the world of the sexually ambiguous.
Sunday, June 3, 2001

Lost and Found: Dear Mom
This list must totally have been a therapist/self-help book idea. All I want to know is whether mom got one of those traditional black habits, or whether she's in one of those newish orders where they just take the vow of dowdiness.
Sunday, June 3, 2001

Bad Juju
I love this girl's diary. She has a way of writing about things I haven't been properly able to express, in a way that makes me topple disgracefully from my ergonomically designed swivel-chair.

One of his conversational gambits is actually “By day I save lives and by night I make beautiful music.”

Ahahahah! This one is also great. Mine are more along the line of 'smelly man-hos' than stalkers, but I'm a weirdo magnet nonetheless.
Sunday, May 20, 2001

Espionage Unlimited
Need a new identity? Any spy equipment? These people have no middle man, and will "pass the savings onto you!" They even have sales, and stuff.
Tuesday, May 15, 2001

CoastCon's Ugly Dashiki Zealots Union
These people scare me. Don't go here if you don't want to see disturbing photos of ugly people in dashikis.
Tuesday, May 15, 2001

Ouchy the Clown
I love modern society. This man provides services for people who are scared of clowns. . . and like it.
Tuesday, May 15, 2001

PR for dictators

Some of the bloodiest regimes on earth have hired PR firms to defend their activities. Both the leading governments of the world and banana republics have tried to sell their adventures in ordnance and warfare like soap, and the public has bought it.

I like disinfo. This article on snitch culture is great too.
Tuesday, May 15, 2001

Top Five Songs about Masturbation in the 80s
Just the fact that this top five rating exists is entertaining enough.
Tuesday, May 15, 2001

Will You Marry Me.com - sample
I can't believe that anyone would actually pay for this. Or that anyone would even want it if it were free. Or that these people actually have working eyes. Or that the "white roses" in the first picture are actually daisies.
Tuesday, May 15, 2001

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