Big Brother Skateboarding Mag
So un-PC, so obnoxious, so dumb, and so fucking funny. See the quotes if you want to see what I mean. I wish they had the penis-pump review article up on their site. Just for that one article, I will love them forever.

Drug Sniffing Dogs: The Untold Story
This made me laugh. I really like Lip Magazine; the Mother Teresa article came from there too.

Hell's Angel: Problems with Mother Teresa?
"Then I noticed her get the Nobel Prize for Peace though she had never done anything for peace. And say in her acceptance speech in Stockholm that the greatest threat to world peace is abortion. Then I noticed another thing. That no matter what she said or did at this time nobody would point it out because she had some kind of hammer lock on my profession."
I think that saying that Mother Teresa committed crimes against humanity is a bit strong, but there are definitely some problems here.

Brainfreeze
DJ Shadow and Cut Chemist break it down sev style, live in LA. With appearances from Lateef, Iriscience, Numark, Dante, etc. I'm watching it right now.

The Straight Dope
Are you the kind of person who asks questions about the most random of topics? If you are, this site could probably keep you occupied for hours.

Take your hand off me nylon, BO-Y!
Sing along to Louis Farrakhan calypso songs, recorded in the fifties. They are all in Realaudio, and the Fade to Black people even made a little video for "Is She Is or Is She Ain't." He sings "Ugly Woman." This is too good to be true, I'm dying.

Spouse Cheating Online?
If you suspect your spouse of cheating on you, then here's a way to make yourself feel even more pathetic. Take little snapshots of their computer activities! No spouse to hound to death? Use it on your children and employees.

This really sucks.

How to Get into the Pants of Different Types of Ladies
The emo one is so funny. Actually, they are all pretty funny.

The Treasury of Geriatric Erotica
"Alzheimers Jezebel: She Mates, and She Forgets." This is classic (if not so classy) stuff. Actually, just go to the Chickenhead site. It's kicking ass thus far in my travels.
Oh god. Make sure you see this. It's pretty funny. Hey, veganism is great. But when I went to the Philippines even being straight veggie was difficult for my relatives to deal with.

Chia Puberty
Watch it grow! Classical statues um, mature, before your very eyes.

A Boatload of Love
Go to the Unfortunate Valentines section. Hoo, boy. Some of those are pretty funny. But I fail to see what's so funny about this one. That's hella romantic. I love a tortured, muscular man wearing tights and shiny black accoutrements. Is that so wrong?

Ask Jeeves Peek Page
Do you want to see what people ask that snooty little virtual english dude? It refreshes every thirty seconds. My favorite question thus far is "What about sadistic, female goddesses killing submissive men by kicking and stomping them?"
Seeing people's curiousity laid bare really appeases the Big Brother wannabe within me.

Ack!! It broke!
Oh god, I didn't know this was actually possible. How awful. Poor penises.

Prosopagnosia Page
What would you do if you couldn't differentiate or recognize faces? Some people can't. That would suck.

The Whole Brain Atlas
God, I'm just fascinated with brains. This is a cool site, you can look at brains that are normal, and you can look at brains that are not so normal. Interesting stuff. I went to this site and did the quizzes (don't worry they aren't exactly threatening). I'm such a nerd. Braaaiiinns. . .