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thoughts jotted down on a paper napkin

Sunday, November 19, 2000

Louvre Museum
The sad thing about getting to go to a lot of places when you're 12 is that you don't really remember much, and always want to go back to see what you missed.
Sunday, November 19, 2000

Facegenerator
This generates random faces which you can then alter to your heart's content.
Sunday, November 19, 2000

The First Nine Months
Seeing this kind of thing makes me ever more determined never to have a kid.
Sunday, November 19, 2000

Sissyfight 2000
The concept behind this game is hilarious.

Keep track of other players' tattles and lolly licks. If you see a little girl tattle twice, you know she can't do it again, so you can rest easy. But she's still a tattler! You should probably scratch her eyes out.

Girls, girls.
Saturday, November 18, 2000

Munky Junky
Sock-monkey photo comics.
Saturday, November 18, 2000

The National Midget Resistance

MIDGETS ARE EVIL BEINGS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION, SENT HERE TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH.

This is really weird. Especially the anti-midget poetry. Actually, the poetry is scary. But have you ever seen those white-power midgets on Springer? Talk about scary! Those tiny little KKKers wearing pillowcases, screaming "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!" take the cake.
Friday, November 17, 2000

God's JIFFY POP
First of all, there's the fact that the words "Sister WOOD" are in the url. Then there's the fact that it's about God pouring hot butter on people.
Friday, November 17, 2000

How to Lose a Fight So The Other Guy Goes to Jail

I don't mean to brag, but I've never really had a hard time getting beaten up. However, for the longest time, after someone kicked my ass, instead of going to jail, as I would have preferred, that person would just go wash-up. That is until I read this guide that I've written.

I like the part about always getting punched and kicked.
Friday, November 17, 2000

Bad Personal Ads

JELLO BOY-SWM who likes to slowly fold canned fruit into jello, seeks female partner for distinctly American activities. Dirty pigeons need not respond. Teleclub Ext. 40485

Well I must say that at least these ads are memorable. How many people actually like walking on the beach for extended periods of time?
Friday, November 17, 2000

The Wesley Willis Fiasco
Rock over London, rock on Chicago. Vampire Bat always makes me snicker. His drawings are great, like looking at kids' books through a fish-eye lens.
Friday, November 17, 2000

DivorceMart
Something about DIY divorces seems profoundly funny to me. Especially on this page. "Divorce Smart with DivorceMart!" You can get the Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum, or Titanium divorce. And there's something called the "Dissomaster." Who knew divorce could be so fun!
Thursday, November 16, 2000

More stuff
The entries before this page
Thursday, November 16, 2000