Almost Nude Gillian Anderson Eating Pie!!!
"THE BIG QUESTION: Does Ms. Anderson REALLY eat pie? There is very little evidence to support this. However, there is also very little evidence to the contrary. Therefore, I will choose to believe that Gillian Anderson regularly eats and enjoys pie. But not TOO MUCH. She must savor the pie, as I do."

People are so weird.

Jolene's Trailer Park Haven
Recipes, hairstyles, fashion etc from the trailerpark. Go on. You know your hair needs a little feathering.

Betty Bowers' Bible Quiz
There are a couple of overzealous interpretations here, but for the most part this quiz was pretty good and made me laugh. The bible really is full of bloodthirstiness and vengeance themes.

Oh god.
Phyllis Diller singing "I Can't Get No Satisfaction?" Who's idea was that?

The Snatch Pack
This is just so ridiculous. There's no way that anyone could ever convince me that this was a legitimate product. And I hope and pray that it isn't a legitimate product.

Hesher Love
You think that this is bad? You should check out the "Shorts" section of Metal Maniacs. Actually, never mind. The confederate flag bikini just makes it that much better.

The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices
This reminds me of conversations with Docker McFelch and his odd knowledge of all the things that could be done with a penis.

The things people do for a thrill
This is pretty far to go for some excitement. I personally think that ice-cubes are shocking enough, but I guess that is not always the case. This is one of the most complicated toys I've ever seen, and I can't picture how one would use it.

Not for novices, indeed.

The Confessor
Dirty secrets, aired out for comment. Hmmm. Maybe I'll stop reading diaries and just read this. You know, cutting through to the juicy stuff.

Wanna learn English?
This is great, but it takes a while to download. And if you're at work, as per usual, you'll probably want to put the headphones on. I'm assuming it's a Dutch commercial.

Some German Problems?
Between this and this, I just don't know what to think. Hmmm.

A Tapestry of Polygamy
"We are unraveling the tapestry of polygamy, creating a voice and a choice for those wishing to exit the polygamous lifestyle."

Basically, I just thought the title of the page was a little odd. The tapestry of polygamy, indeed.

I FOUND IT!!!
The world's largest pyrogy on a fork resides in Glendon Alberta. Oh, my god. The joy of this moment is overwhelming. Check out the photo.

Vegreville, Alberta
This is the home of the world's largest Easter Egg. Not only is it a massive pysanka, but it was designed with computers.

She blinded me with science!

St. Paul Alberta
This town has gone a step further, and actually built a UFO landing pad. They have thoughtfully added a tourist centre next to it.

I have to do a cross Canada roadtrip now. This stuff is just incredible.

Vulcan, Alberta
Yes, there is a little agricultural town in Alberta. Its name is Vulcan, and it boasts a large model of the Starship Enterprise, right off the highway. Its town rodeo is called "Spock Days Rodeo." I'm still looking for the town who's claim to fame is the largest perogy on a fork.

Lolli's Apartment
Explore a strange little labyrinth full of words.

Army of Darkness Fan Site
This movie is sooo funny. I love it, but I've yet to see the rest of the Evil Dead movies, which is a shame. I will someday. Really.

There's another site with more wavs for people who are into that kind of thing.

Robot Movies
Metropolis really kicks ass. But yeah, I have to start building a robot movie collection. Oh, those Evil Robots are up to no good.

And it gets harder and harder to get that million
Are you psychic? Can you prove it for a million dollars?

Survivor
Is it just me, or is this utterly insane? These gameshows are too much for me. I remain loyal to Alex Trebek. I also found an article about the legal aspects of Survivor, which I haven't really had a chance to read too much of yet. I'm still in shock.