Stockwell Day Petition
Ha ha! This is fucking funny. Someone emailed it to me.

For anyone who doesn't know, Stockwell Day is candidate for the right in Canadian politics right now. His referendum idea is pretty dumb.

Loser.

Oh, and this is pretty good. So that's what they do in parliament!
Wednesday, November 15, 2000

20 Ways the World Could End
I am aware that it's an act of utmost vanity to imagine the world "ending" in my lifetime. Of course, one also has to take into account their definition of the world ending (ie - human extinction? planetary annihilation? Buffy the Vampire Slayer being canceled?).

But yeah, sometimes it's nice to ruminate on such things after a particularly grueling day.
Wednesday, November 15, 2000

The Original Penis Pillow
Aside from the intrinsic weirdness of this pillow from its shape alone, I must say that the part I find most disturbing is the following sentence: "A Scotch-Guard coating ensures easy cleanup."
Wednesday, November 15, 2000

Leisure Town
This is great. So, I am forced to wonder. . . why the fuck are american movies such pap? This comic stuff alone is better than any of the movies out lately (n.b.- Of course, I haven't seen any of them - but you know the best parts are always in the commercials anyway).
Wednesday, November 15, 2000

Evil Elf Heads

You know it's watching you. You've tried everything -- turning it towards the wall, covering its eyes with putty, sealing it in a lead-lined vault. But every time you turn your back, it aims those beady eyes at you, grinning as it plots your demise. One day you'll finally catch it in the act, whipping your head around so fast that your neck will snap, sending you paralyzed to the floor. The sound of your satisfied laughter will eventually give way to sobs as you go mad from an eternity of staring into those unblinking, soulless windows of hell.

Elf heads are creepy.

Biscuit Theater is great!
Monday, November 13, 2000

Shotgun Weddin'

Yer daughter's done brought back a no good cityslicker from her trip to town. As an honest to goodness, lovin' father, try and make that boy do the right thing. . . marry her.

A shockwave game with funny music.
Monday, November 13, 2000

Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream
I was thinking that this was a bad idea. Now I'm thinking that it may be a good idea. It all depends on how much I want ice cream.
Monday, November 13, 2000

Project: Denny's
I have never had a positive Denny's experience. In my mind, it seems like the restaurant most likely to add substances of mysterious origin to one's food.

It really boggles my mind to find that someone loves Denny's so much that they want to go to as many of them as possible.
Sunday, November 12, 2000

National Zoo Naked Mole-rat Time Lapse Cam
Ewww.

Sad thing is that this web-cam is hella interesting compared to most people's webcams. I don't want to see anyone with a web-cam unless they have two heads or something. Stop modeling for your computer. Go out and get some sun.
Sunday, November 12, 2000

ErisWerks
Discordians are funny. This website always puts a grin on my face; I think it might be the music or something. Then, there's the rampant silliness. Plus, the random tag line the front page generated for me just now: "Make an unspecified amount and type of difference! Join a revolution of some sort!"
Sunday, November 12, 2000

Christian Boylove Forum
Ack! Creepy!
Sunday, November 12, 2000

The Center for Shopping Cart Abuse Prevention
Making the world a safer place, one cart at a time. Be sure to check out the top ten offenders list.
Sunday, November 12, 2000

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