MemoPoll
Let your voice be heard.
Thursday, December 14, 2000

The Ig Nobel Prize
It's a prize honoring "achievements that cannot or should not be reproduced." The last award ceremony, aside from including "genuine Nobel Laureates" as presenters, also featured "'The Brain Food Opera,' a new mini-opera performed by professional opera singers and Nobel Laureates." I want to go.
Wednesday, December 13, 2000

Think Tank
This would look so good in a dark corner of my room. It reminds me of the brain from City of the Lost Children.
Monday, December 11, 2000

Hot New Activities w/Corn

And once they have all arrived, you will arm your stereo or radio (i.e. the celebrated and much-and it's too bad-out-of-use term 'jambox' comes to mind) and turn on some music that will help to energize all in attendance, whether it be a hectic jazz or driving hardcore or a deadhead-type noodling all depends upon, of course, the milieu of those in attendance.

This is definitely an interesting activity, although all that poor corn goes to waste. It's a damn shame.
Friday, December 8, 2000

Photo Personals of Female Inmates Wanting Pen Pals
Is it just me or is there something a little weird about the sentence "I ask that you treat these attractive female inmates with some dignity and respect"? Especially when you can add them to your shopping cart?
Friday, December 8, 2000

The Authorized Paul Hill Website
This is utterly revolting. How is it possible to say that someone is pro-life when they are fixated on killing people? Weird, weird, weird.
Friday, December 8, 2000

The Great Dinosaur Mystery - Solved!
Not only is it a creationist book that bows down to "the authority of the Bible," but "You’ll also learn how to effectively use dinosaurs as “Missionary Lizards.”"
Friday, December 8, 2000

The Road to Freedom: Music and Lyrics by L. Ron Hubbard
Uh. . .
Wednesday, December 6, 2000

The Infamous Exploding Whale
This is so gross. I hope I go like that.
Monday, December 4, 2000

Obey Giant
Andre the Giant has a posse. I like the posters.
Monday, December 4, 2000

John Polka
He has good oral hygiene!
Monday, December 4, 2000

Carnivore Can Read Everything
Think about it. The FBI can see all the porn you're downloading. You should stop visiting goatsex.com.
Monday, December 4, 2000

Older but still fun
Like Mrs. Robinson
Monday, December 4, 2000