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Some Interesting Uses of Rare Earth Magnets
This one's my favorite:
Going to invent a "Free Energy Machine"...Free energy...from GOD.
The "babe magnets" one is pretty good too.
Friday, March 2, 2001

Meet at Sparks Disco tonight, OK?
I have no idea what to make of this page at all.
Friday, March 2, 2001

The Meguro Parasitological Museum
On weekend many visitors, not only parasite-lovers but 'lovers', come and watch charming and pretty parasites.
From my personal point of view, nothing says 'sexy and romantic' than watching something feed relentlessly off another organism until it perishes from the strain!

Next year, I'm going to hand out Valentines that read "Won't you be the huge parasitic worm in my abdominal cavity?"

If you care to, you may continue on to see charming photos and ukiyo-e depicting elephantiasis of the scrotum.

I didn't see any of those in my late-Edo art class. . .
Friday, March 2, 2001

Interview with Wong Kar-Wai
Fallen Angels is one of my favorite movies. I haven't had a chance to see Happy Together or In The Mood for Love yet, but I will.

And our names rhyme; at least that's something.
Friday, March 2, 2001

Heavy Metal Parking Lot
It's the eighties. Judas Priest have come to town. People have spent all day backcombing their hair. The girls all like Dokken. Chaos ensues.
Wednesday, February 28, 2001

Lovely lovely world of Eva
Haha!
Wednesday, February 28, 2001

The Hedonistic Imperative
Gah!
Wednesday, February 28, 2001

The Eighties Tarot > Major Arcana > Justice: Corey Hart
Corey Hart wears his sunglasses at night, representing blind Justice. He wears them so he can see the light that's right before his eyes, among other reasons. Don't mess around with the guy in shades, but don't be afraid of the guy in shades -- 'cause you've got it made with the guy in shades.
I still think that David Duchovny and Corey Hart look the same (with Corey Hart ahead due to the whole cool shades thing).
Wednesday, February 28, 2001

The Hemorrhoidal Self-test Quiz-O-Rama!
It's actually called that. Test your knowledge of hideous and painful ass-growths with a cute 50's gameshow host! This is one of the weirdest things ever.
Wednesday, February 28, 2001

The Seven Secrets of Sexual Purity
This woman is an "expert" at sexual purity, but I don't know if she really knows all that much about God's will. Apparently she
  1. can read,
  2. wasn't cooking for at least the period of the interview, and
  3. thinks she can run a business.

Heresy!

Well, at least she dumped her boyfriend for Jesus (or so she told him).
Wednesday, February 28, 2001

The most bizarre disclaimer
The rest of the site is equally strange.
Wednesday, February 28, 2001

Brother Ellis Society of North America
This goes out to all the meat eaters who go "ewww" when folks eat the cute furry animals. An animal is an animal, and just because you named your cat doesn't mean someone else wouldn't just look at it and see a nice roast.

This site is run by people who'll eat anything that moves.
Wednesday, February 28, 2001

Une Poème dans le style de Jacques Prévert
Il a mis les cheveux dans le lavabo
Sans me parler
Sans me regarder
This is highly amusing. I like some of Prévert's poetry, but Prévert is definitely a school staple, and I guess he suffers the consequences.
Wednesday, February 28, 2001

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