Feline Reactions to Bearded Men

We excluded all data pertaining to the fifteen cats who gave birth while viewing the photographs. The reproducibility of the GAVE BIRTH/DID NOT GIVE BIRTH data will be addressed in a separate, future study.

I can't stop laughing.
Sunday, November 12, 2000

Flat Earth Society - flyer

The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact. Also demonstrated Sun and Moon are about 3,000 miles away are both 32 miles across. The Planets are 'tiny.' Sun and Moon do Move, earth does NOT move, whirl, spin or gyrate.

It's true; the earth is flat. I proved it just last year, when I actually fell off the fucking edge. People are so precious when they are stubbornly clinging to biblical beliefs.
Saturday, November 11, 2000

The Incredible World of Bowling Noir

The inexorable darkness closes in.

For that is the cruel law of bowling noir. Bowling is a bright beacon of chuckleheaded salvation burning in the dark existential American night, which noir characters can either follow to safety or spurn to wander forever lost. It is a symbol of goodness, wholesomeness, and tract housing--insipid, yes, even nightmarish in its own peculiar way, but rejected at one's own peril.

Put another way: bowl or die.

Saturday, November 11, 2000

St. Valentines Day
I remember intending to put this here some time ago, but I don't remember if I ever did. Oh well. It ties in nicely with ninja burger, anyway.
Saturday, November 11, 2000

Wad - a day in the life of a piece of gum
This is why I never go to the Gulf Islands. Too many wads wandering around in the forests, and plinking away on their guitars.
Saturday, November 11, 2000

Kevin's Oddly Different Story Time
Choose from James and the Giant Roll of Barbed Wire, Curious George and the High Tension Power Line, Horton Hires a Whore, and my personal favorite - Henry's Red Balloon.
Saturday, November 11, 2000

The Futile Style of London
Is Mute still around? I like it, but everything is a couple of years old.
Friday, November 10, 2000

Not that kind of PMS - Paranormal Management Systems
Remote mind-control technology?

If the phenomenon could be put to practical use it would be an optimal surveillance technique.

I'm not sure whether I should be laughing, or making a tinfoil hat.
Friday, November 10, 2000

Cyclops Boy - one-eyed detective
Cyclops Boy is a martini kind of guy. He also has no facial features other than one huge creepy eye, and I haven't gotten to any part where he does any detecting whatsoever. However, he's entertaining as hell.
Friday, November 10, 2000

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