Germany's Finest Import: The Strangest Candy Of All Time!
I can't believe that American's don't have Kinder Eggs. Is this still true? I love Kinder Eggs, and I don't understand why anyone would not like them. Unless, of course, they are no fun and are deathly allergic to chocolate, in which case they don't count.

However, I must say this. Down with the one-piece toys! They suck. What's the point of that?
Thursday, November 9, 2000

The Police Complaint Center
Why are cops so fucking horrible?
Tuesday, November 7, 2000

Tamagothi
Why have an electronic pet when you could have an electronic sullen little guy who is born as a skull and who turns out gother and gother as you neglect him?! The Punkemon are funny, too.
Tuesday, November 7, 2000

Leprous Dating Game
Ooooh, those sexy lepers. There's nothing like an oozing sore to get online dating dregs excited!
Tuesday, November 7, 2000

You WILL Experience the Ninja Burger Difference!

There's a reason we're the number one online clandestine fast food delivery service: we eliminate all who oppose our clan!

Tuesday, November 7, 2000

Bug Blox (the recipe from hell)
I think that if I were eating blocks of gelatin laden with roasted insects, the last thing I would worry about would be whether or not they stick to the pan.
Tuesday, November 7, 2000

Sheer Phallacy - The Phallic Symbol Collection
And I thought I was dirty-minded. Granted, a lot of these really couldn't be much else.

I'm reminded of the time I went to the museum, and the stone "hammers" that were displayed in many sparkling glass cases didn't look like hammers at all. They looked more like ancient dildos. I'm not the only one who thought that, either. Does a hammer really need a head, or a strange protrusion at the base? I think not.
Tuesday, November 7, 2000

Modern Living
Wow.
Monday, November 6, 2000

Barbarian Librarian

-So, what is a Barbarian Librarian?

-A person who to collects and helps you access information resources about Barbarians, all while wearing leather and a big knife. For example, Click here for a bibliography on the Xiongnu.

Huh, what?
Sunday, November 5, 2000

Hey everybody - it's Crazy Drunk Guy!

After several calls like this, whoever it was began to conduct conversations with me. He never identified himself, but it was apparent by the sound of his voice that this was no little kid. This was a grown man, probably in his forties or fifties, who was quite likely completely insane. By the manner in which he spoke, he also seemed to be intoxicated most of the times he called.

Crazy drunk people are the only justifiable use for realaudio, in my little world.
Sunday, November 5, 2000

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