Cryptie's Portfolio
This is but one of the many entries in Fade to Black's Unintentionally Funny Site of the Year competition. Look through them. Study them. Try not to be one of them. Other honorable mentions:
Mimeistry International. Christian outreach through mime. I'd convert just to make them go away.
Scott Sloan. Ugh!
Go to F2B and see them all. It's so hard to choose.

Black & Cravey's Boy Group Guide
I know this is pretty old, but damn. These boys are funny. They know how hard it is to keep up with the latest boy-group craze, so they make it easy for us. "The most striking thing about pop supergroup Boyzone . . .is that they are all lemurs." See? That's what I call a handy mnemonic device. Boyzone. Lemurs. Boyzone. Lemurs. Now I'll be sure not to embarrass myself at my next society ball!

Wassup, Superfriends?
I can barely type right now, I'm laughing that hard.

Pimpin' Is Hard Work
Ummm, what? "It's all about activity: your bankroll, what kinda car you drive, did you buy a big house, lemme see your jewelry." My oh my. And then next page of the article tells how "Don found God while watching a televangelist on PCP." Yeah, right.

Admission Essay Question
Ha ha, I'd admit this person too. This is funny stuff.

Buddyhead
This is a fun online zine. And it's the Valentine's Massacre issue, which is cool by me. Plus, I love Jurassic 5. Any zine that includes underground hip hop, sex and hc is pretty damn nice. And I seriously love the sex column.

HR Giger
Yeah, I like biomechanical things. I can't help it. They are just so. . . metal. I also like some of Gerald Brom's pictures of scantily clad psycho-wenches and their skeletal counterparts.

Urban 75's Page of Useless Javascripts
Yes, they are useless, but some of them are quite entertaining. I do strange things out of boredom.

Angry Little Asian Girl
I got this from mydryskin's pita. Wow. I'm glad that there are other angry little asian girls out there. I kinda want a shirt. . .

Train-Up a Child: Biblical Action Figures
Oh my god, I want some of these. What a cultural oddity.

Nerdish Leanings
I used to wear glasses, but I never gave up the nerd-status.

Sleaze-Pulp Covers
Hey, I finally found some. These are the sleaze-fiction ones that I have a special place in my heart for. When I found this, I was so glad I didn't have a credit card. I also found some more of the classier variety, as part of this very nice site.

The Gothic Martha Stewart
Just the fact that this actually exists strikes me as funny as hell. "Her central ideas are already well-suited to the gothic subculture." Oh, my god.

Half a Cow
Why? "If you need to ask that question mate, you would never understand the answer anyway." I had a good time just looking around.

Neruda: Poetry Like Bread
I love Pablo Neruda, and this is a page full of his love poetry. The site is quite beautiful. And I found it through Dirtynerdluv's pita page. As if that's not the best username ever- don't even try to front. But yes, Neruda is a god.

Shockwave ChuChu Rocket Game
This is fun. You put two arrows somewhere in the maze, to get the mice to the rockets. I don't know why the mice have rockets, but that's okay. You'll need shockwave.