Rise In Faggotry Linked to Strain of Pollen

There must be a hole somewhere where this NBS is escaping from Hell. Until we are able to locate this hole and close it up, we need to avoid places that are full of it, like large metropolitan areas. It may be in the water or it may be strictly airborne, but in either case, when you get off the plane at LaGuardia, chances are good you'll be a homo by the time your cab gets to the hotel.

Landover Baptist makes me laugh so hard. They have the greatest christmas card up there, too. It includes the winning phrase, "Give Jesus what He really wants for His birthday. . . your soul!"
Friday, December 1, 2000

The Scary Guy
I've never seen so many blinking things on one webpage before. Check out the glinting gold tooth, man! He's an anti-prejudice motivational speaker, and his legal name is, apparently, The Scary Guy.
Friday, December 1, 2000

Licence to Parent
YES! This is what I've been saying for a long time.

Also worth a visit is No Kidding!.

They have all joined NO KIDDING! to be able to socialize with other adults who can be spontaneous, who can chat on the phone without interruptions, and who won't alienate them by talking about kids all the time.

Friday, December 1, 2000

ErisWerks
I linked this before, but right afterwards, it disappeared. I thought it had gone away forever. I like Discordians; they seem like they would be lots of fun at parties.
Friday, December 1, 2000

EagleNet - Citizens Against the New World Order
I've been looking through the text files. It's a bit involved to be a joke, but who knows? I find it difficult to believe that this is serious!
Friday, December 1, 2000

Kvetch!
If you haven't been here yet, go. It's pretty. It's like complaint radio.
Friday, December 1, 2000

Cheef's Christian Nudist Naturist Page
Nekkid christians?!?
Friday, December 1, 2000

My Goat Is on Fire
I really haven't looked around this site all that much; I just really like the yelping of the goat when you mouseover it, or light it on fire.

Plus. Goats? Fire? That's like the entire black-metal theme library, right there (only sans dead people and general gothness of course).
Thursday, November 30, 2000

Life Under a Hole in the Sky
This stuff scares me.
Thursday, November 30, 2000

Japanese Women's Wrestling
Aw, yeah.
Thursday, November 30, 2000

Hell - Don't Go!
I don't know who Balaam is, but the "ass" part certainly applies. This is sad. Don't click it.
Thursday, November 30, 2000

Snot Hartwig
This kid has a pretty cool secret weapon.
Wednesday, November 29, 2000

An Interactive History of the Wienermobile
From lucky meat to meat-on-wheels.

Anyway, I can barely believe that the wienermobile actually exists, let alone that an interactive history of it does.
Wednesday, November 29, 2000

Psychic Chef
My "lucky meat" is apparently a haunch of venison. I must also "return at once to the planet Lovetron." It's uncanny; I've been thinking that myself for years!
Wednesday, November 29, 2000

Previous dork-assness
Yeah, that's right. There's more if you click here, and even more in the archives. God help me.
Wednesday, November 29, 2000