The Official Ninja Webpage

"Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year."

Sunday, July 20, 2003

Pirate Signs of 826 Valencia
Captain Rick is SUCH a fraud. (Thanks to Devin for emailing me this)
Wednesday, July 16, 2003

The Learning Triangle
This is a parody of your typical internet crackpot site, but I just couldn't stop laughing. The diagrams are really sweet. I like the diagrams that include cold air, mountains, mathematics and Jesus.
Friday, May 30, 2003

Live-action Neon Genesis Evangelion
More nerd-news. ADV, Gainax, and WETA (Lord of the Rings special fx people) are going to make a live action version of NGE. The casting will be interesting. And what about the fact that in the tv series, some of the angels are like eyeballs on stilts, or big floating triangles? Inquiring minds want to know (and inquiring anime-skeezes want to know how long they must wait to masturbate to the thought of an actual real life Ayanami Rei. Ewwwwww).
Thursday, May 29, 2003

Last Exile
My current favourite. I have some screencaps up. It looks great so far.
Thursday, May 29, 2003

Wolf's Rain
One of the few tv shows I'm watching right now. After the end of Buffy, I have found that there is nothing left on TV that I have any interest in watching, so anime is filling the vacuum. I'm turning into the biggest nerd ever.

The official site is here, but the m-serve page is just so pretty in an art deco way.
Thursday, May 29, 2003

AFTE - Anything For The Empire

Why, When I have needed You most, You have not been there for me?" The Dark Emperor replied, "The times when you have seen only one set of footprints Is when I was busy carrying you, while I destroyed and then drank the blood of your enemies...."

Built with love to inspire and entertain. Check out the motivational posters as well. Perfect for your depressing little cubicle!
Thursday, May 29, 2003

On Back Hair

At one time, in the innocent blush of childhood, they were indistinguishable from their peers; then came that fateful day when adolescent pride in manly chest hair turned to horror at the eruption of whiskered epaulets, the first harbinger of a lifetime of shame.

Thursday, May 29, 2003

The Winners: Nerve's Bad Erotica Contest
Oh, god. This is truly awful stuff. I can't even read this without bursting into inappropriately loud laughter, which I have to then disguise with fake coughing so no one else comes to see what I'm reading.

"His authoritative hands pushed her away, and pushed his sanguine monster of mating back in to his torn khakis."

"Randy's sex marmot yearned to escape."

Thursday, May 29, 2003

The Young Ones: Rick's Poems
Remember how that smelly-looking anarchist guy in the Young Ones was the "people's poet"? Well here are the poems.

RICK'S TEEN ANGUISH POEM
(from Bachelor Boys: The Young Ones Book)
oh god,
why
am I so much more sensitive than everybody else ?
why
do I feel things so much more acutely than them,
and understand so much more.
I bet I'm the first person who's ever felt as rotten as this.
could it be
that I'm going to grow up
to be a great poet and thinker, and all those other wankers in my
class are going to have to work in factories or go on the dole?
yes, I think it could.

Thursday, May 29, 2003

Bitshifter
Gameboy music. It's really run to listen to when you're stomping on your enemies! You can download some mp3s.
Thursday, May 29, 2003

Sexy Losers Webcomic
Warning: Adult content.

It's usually in horrible taste, but I can't help but laugh. Read from the beginning for greatest comedic effect.
Thursday, May 29, 2003

Previous Links
Let's do the time warp!
Thursday, May 29, 2003